|The New "United Club"|
Some genius once said that he didn't care to belong to any club that would have him as a member. Well sir, I also don't care to be a member of this club at Wrigley that WON'T have me.
I've never been into Wrigley's fancy "Stadium Club" and I probably never will be. So I don't give a good darn that the changed the name to "The United Club"
But they did.